Corduroy Blues - lyrics

Psalm 100:1

Well, school is just around the bend
And my jeans are ripped and scarred
Mom takes me out to buy some pants
With dad's brand new Discover card
These jeans will be fine! They're made by Calvin Klien!
Come on mom, I've paid my dues!
She said, Go ahead boy, pick anything you choose
But I'm buying what's on sale
And that's the Corduroy Blues!

So I stormed on home with my brand new pants
These things are so out of style
So IU lit a match in my backyard
And watched them burn up with a smile
A cop drives by, and flips on the lights
I guess those were pretty good clues
I'm sorry son, but I've got real bad news
He said, you're on probation
You burned your Corduroy Blues!

The corduroy blues
Oh, I can't seem to get it right
The corduroy blues
Seems those pants don't fit
No matter what I try

Juliana Jane, she's so insane
I've had a crush on her since second grade
I went and got a new pair of pants
They were so cool, they were suede
Juliana, won't you go to the picture show with me?
It stars Tome Cruise
She smiled, and laughed
Said, sorry boy, you lose,
I'm goin' with the cat in the corduroy blues!